AWHYO|Emo

Time to continue with my long overdue post about my AWHYO clan. This time, its the member that i hate the most. The one i despise so very much that I dream on how to kill her every single night. lol. Like tradition. Photo first.



Look at her. That evil face hugging that Hello Kitty. I bet you she's thinking how to kill the cat while taking that photo. Such an evil face. Dont you guys agree?

Besides concocting ways on how to kill that innocent cat. AWHYO|Emo likes to dream a lot. While there are a lot of dreams, there's only a few category of dreams.

The first is the *insert male celebrity name here*-is-so-going-marry-me kind of dreams. Where she drools all night in her dream of a certain celebrity being her lovely husband. Hugging her to sleep, kissing her everywhere, or just standing there so that she can show of to here imaginary dream friends that she has such a popular husband. Mind you, the celebrities that she dreams about arent the good looking ones too. Look absolutely hideous. If not mistaken, the current craze right now is Calvin something, from some random band.

The second one is the I-am-so-damn-rich kind of dream. Where she dreams that she sleeps on money, wipes her ass with money after she goes to the toiler and swim in money. That she can buy all the latest gadgets which she wants, which is always doesnt suite her at all. That she can buy all the top brands like Gucci, LV and Nike. Not knowing that if she buys them, those brands would become a nobody-cares-about brand ever in just one night.

Finally, the most disturbing kind of dream ever, the I-wish-all-my-lesbian-partners-would-love-me-equally dream. You see. AWHYO|Emo has like 10 different partners at once, ranging form being Darling to ai ren to laopo. Too much of a headache to list them all. Having step on so many boats at once, there's bound to be some strife between her 10 partners. So in her dreams, all of her partners love her equally. Giving her the attention that she desperately needs.

Due to the fact that she has so many dreams and she never wants to wake up from these dreams. She is always late for all his appointments, gathering, school etc. By the time she decides to wake up, it would already be half an hour pass the scheduled time. So, a tip to all. Whenever asking AWHYO|Emo out for a gathering of whatever sort, its best to tell her the time is half an hour earlier than the scheduled time.

If your wondering why this particular member has such a name AWHYO|Emo. It can be attributed to her having to balance her love life between her 10 patterns and the dreams that she can never achieve. Also, being cheated every time of the time for gatherings is another factor too.

And thats all about AWHYO|Emo. She is so going to kill me. But meh, its my blog. See ya peeps.

-Mr^Blue~

AWHYO|$$MoneY$$

On with the AWHYO clan. This time, its AWHYO|$$MoneY$$. After this, theres four more members to go. Finally. Hehe. First up. Photos as per tradition.



Hei. What do you expect from someone whose nick is $$MoneY$$??? Of course she looks like money. lol.

Enough with the jokes. Heres the real AWHYO|$$MoneY$$



See that watch she is holding? Its the present given on behalf of the whole AWHYO clan during her birthday last year. Which is just two weeks away. Glad I am not in Miri or she would be hinting for her present. Phew. Birthday message would suffice.

If you havent already notice from the nickname that has been given to her. She is just so damn money face. If you borrow money from her, she will remind you every single day until you repay it. So be warn on what she would do for money. Also, she wont take anything less than RM100 for present. So yeah, thats a hint for anyone planning to get her any presents.

Money face aside. AWHYO|$$MoneY$$ is a very very very smart person. Straight As for SPM. With that, comes celebration. Guess what? She paid for part of the celebration. Which I can tell you, is extremely rare. Its like finding a dodo bird in Africa. I must thank her though. She introduced me to Sri Maju tuition center, which netted me my A1 in Physics and A2 in Chemistry. AWHYO|$$MoneY$$ is now doing her Matriculation in Labuan. A somewhat great achievement I must say, since Matriculation is very hard to get into especially for Chinese.

Last year, just after the first mock exam for our SPM. AWHYO|$$MoneY$$ got into a car accident. Due to that, her leg is still not fully recovered yet. But coming along fine. I think anyway. We were all really shocked when we heard that she got into an accident. We were even going to rush to the hospital to see her. But she was going to have a surgery when we decided to go. So we waited until the next day. Thank God she is all ok. Just her leg was injured and bones fractured. Besides that, all is ok.

I guess thats all i can think of now. Tired. I'm off. See yaz peeps.

-Mr^Blue~

AWHYO|Mr^Daryl

Time to continue my long overdue post about my AWHYO clan. This time, its our own air assault leader AWHYO|Mr^Daryl!!!!!!!! First things first. Photo!!!!!!!



As you can see in the photo. AWHYO|Mr^Daryl is checking to make sure our best fighter airplane is in tip-top condition for the next flight. You better make sure its in tip top condition man. Dont want it to crash.

AWHYO|Mr^Daryl is very smart guy. Straight As in SPM. Almost straight A1s too. But due to the government's stupid system. Decided not to give him straight A1s. Blame the stupid government Malaysia has. Favorite subject has got to be English. I think anyway. His English is as good as mine. Hehe. But his is better than mine. He was part of the Chung Hua debate team for two years. So dont think you can beat him in English. Even I cant. Bryan couldnt too. lol.

What else about AWHYO|Mr^Daryl? He is a good pal of mine. Just as much of a techie as I do. He owns an iPhone!!!!! Which I dont. Drools with jealousy. Hehe. I will have to steal it when i meet him. Dont tell him I told you guys but. Hehe.

Oh yeah. One thing that he just loves is Football. The soccer football, not the aussie football or the rugby type football. The real football. Everyday you go to his class. You can hear him, AWHYO|Mr^Eric and AWHYO|Mr^Bryan talking about the latest match that is happening. The best goals. The player transfers and so on. Which I have no idea what they are talking about. Sobs. Sad AWHYO|Mr^Blue~.

AWHYO|Mr^Daryl has a very interesting hobby. That is he likes to fly planes. Not real planes though. Computer simulated ones. The ones on computer. He even bought a joystick with force feedback for it. Cool eh? This is probably due to the fact that his dream is to be a pilot. But due to some unknown circumstances he cannot pursue his dream. I find it sad actually, because I cant get him to help me buy the latest games next time. lol. Joking, just feel sad that someone cant follow his dreams. But all the best my friend. We're all rooting for you.

Its AWHYO|Mr^Daryl birthday is in 10 days. AWHYO|Mr^Blue~ here would like to give a be-earlied (is that even a word?) birthday wish to him. "Happy Birthday Daryl Soon. Good luck in whatever your doing. The gang is here for you."

And thats all for AWHYO|Mr^Daryl. I'm off. See yaz.

-Mr^Blue~

AWHYO|Mr^Bryan

Marching on with the members of the AWHYO clan. This time its AWHYO|Mr^Bryan. To break tradition, the photo of him will be posted last. If I was to describe AWHYO|Mr^Bryan in one word. That word would be emo. He is rather emotional. Sometimes a bit over especially for a guy. Hehe. Dont kill me. Likes to do stupid yet funny things too.

Besides that AWHYO|Mr^Bryan is probably the tallest among the whole AWHYO clan. Very tall man. Its like two melo together in terms of height(Score for jioing melo). Dude, what the heck do you eat? I cant even get as tall as you. Grr. My goal for this year. Get taller than you. Hehe. Not that I care that much actually.

AWHYO|Mr^Bryan is also a very devout christian. A lot of times he cant join us on our gathering is due to his church activities and so on. I respect him for that cause I would do the same. Strangely enough, my activity time doesnt clash with any of the gathering times. Bad luck for him I suppose. God will bless you greatly.

Speaking about being blessed. AWHYO|Mr^Bryan is really blessed in my opinion. Gathering straight As in his SPM exams then getting JPA scholarship. Those who put God 1st shall be blessed by him bountifully. I can see from him that HE does. God bless my dear friend. God bless.

Feel a bit bad that I couldnt celebrate his birthday with him last year. Its probably the only one that I missed out of the whole AWHYO celebrations. Grandmother's birthday is apparently more important than a friend's. Grr. This year cant too. Sobs. Such a bad friend. Slap myself. Slap. Slap. Slap.

Currenly AWHYO|Mr^Bryan is studying in Riam. I heard he is the most handsome one in Riam for this year. lol. Not sure how true is that. Probably not true at all. Hmm. Dont kill me please. Hehe. Like I would be afraid of you. Hehe. Oh. He is also rather good at badminton. Beating everyone loads of times. All except maybe AWHYO|Mr^Soon. One things for sure. He will beat Melo with one hand tied to his back(score two).

Anyway. That will be all for now. Photo up next.



He is the one in specs. Handsome er? Your the judge.

-Mr^Blue~

AWHYO|Mr^Sim

The above photo is the next member of the elite AWHYO clan. He will go by the name AWHYO|Mr^Sim. I just got word that AWHYO|Mr^Sim just returned back to Miri. As to what he's doing back there. I have no idea. Need to ask him or the other fellow members back in Miri some other time.

AWHYO|Mr^Sim. He is a person who likes to sing a lot. And i mean a lot. He's always the one to grab the microphone while singing Karaoke. Honestly, he doesnt sing that well. Zzz. The pitch and everything doesnt match at all. I can sing much much better. Hehe. I think i can start a concert soon. Free for all AWHYO members. Come come support.

Besides singing, AWHYO|Mr^Sim is an avid fan of cellphones. Whatever info you want to know about cellphones. The latest news, the best fads. He'll know. Even my knowledge isnt up to match with him. But I have more things to keep track of so I guess its forgivable that I dont know that much about phones.

"Sao ar" Thats the quote that AWHYO|Mr^Sim would always say. If something is too crazy, He'll say that. If theres like 10 clones of him. I would know which one is the real AWHYO|Mr^Sim by what he says. Hehe.

Basketball. AWHYO|Mr^Sim most favorite sport. He can do dunks like Kobe. Run like cheetah. Stamina of iron steel. Height of a giraffe. Yeah, he's that good. He is being contracted to play for the national team of Malaysia as we speak. It is rumoured that he will bring the first Olympic gold to Malaysia in the 2012 Olympic games. Gambateh!!!!!!!!!

Sadly, I ran out of ideas liao. Grr. So thats all for AWHYO|Mr^Sim. See ya peeps.

-Mr^Blue~

AWHYO sticker

Woot. Melo just sent me a photo of my AWHYO car sticker. Woot. Looks really nice. Cant wait to get a hand on it. Here is a photo of it.



And i failed my physics. I got to one question calculate the orbit radius of satellite. My answer was 2.8m. How impossible is that? Was so confidentless after that. Dint do so well. Dead meat.

-Mr^Blue~

AWHYO|Olic

After a long hiatus. It is time to continue the introduction of the members of the AWHYO clan. This time, its the loudest and the one i hate the most. Hehe. AWHYO|Olic. As per usual. Photo first.



Lets see. First, let me tell you why i chose this photo. To answer that question, let me ask another question. Can you see a ghost in this photo? No right. But due to some great eyesight some of the other member have, mainly, AWHYO|SieN, AWHYO|BlurQueen, AWHYO|Olic and AWHYO|$$MoneY$$. They said they have seen a ghost in this photo. These members have some amazing imagination. All i see is a fan, and they can make it into a ghost. Amazing. Just amazing.

Ok. A bit off topic. Back on topic. AWHYO|Olic. The loudest member of the clan. When she gets excited, you can hear her voice from over a mile away. Thats not shouting too, thats just raising voice when being excited. Imagine when she shouts. I dont want to. Maybe I can hear it all the way from here in Perth. Hmm. I should do an experiment next time. Hehe.

I guess I should do an intro on how I know her. Well, its during that faithful year. The year when I was a committee member for the Orientation committee. Being the pervert I am, I arranged for her to be placed in my group. But due to some circumstances, it wasnt possible. However, due to AWHYO|SieN being in my group. I get to know her more. Score one for being perverty. lol. Thats how I get to know her. Through the years, I get to know she is just so damnn loud. Cool down a bit will you? Hehe.

AWHYO|Olic has a catchphrase that every member knows. When she says that, everyone would know it is her. If she doesnt say that. Then you better check if you have the real person or not. That catchphrase is "Wei!!! ____________________". Insert phrase of your choice in the blanks. Sometimes, I imagine her playing DotA. Wei!!! Dont kill me!!! Wei!!! How to move my hero!!!! Wei!!! How to buy items!!!! Would be so damn hilarious. Mission for going back to Miri, bring AWHYO|Olic to cyber to play DotA. Hehe.

By some strange chance, AWHYO|Olic loves to play with my Wii. Keeps wanting me to give her my Wii. Or just let her play my Wii. Which is a big no no from me. Its one of my most precious thing man. How can I give you? Grr... Warning to those who wants to challenge her at Wii Boxing. She is good, beat me quite a number of times, and i am the owner of the Wii. Malu. Zzzz. Got to brush up on my technique. Cant let her win.

Due to AWHYO|Olic's good relationship with AWHYO|SieN. She has formed a sub-division of AWHYO named FIB, which sadly consists of only three members. AWHYO|Olic as president, AWHYO|Mr^Blue~ and AWHYO|Mr^Eric. Due to the name of the subdivision being very vulgar, the full name will not be exposed to the public. Another guess work for all my precious readers. Hint, F is for AWHYO|Mr^Eric, I is for AWHYO|Mr^Blue~ and B is for AWHYO|Olic.

That should be all for this member. Before I end my post. I would like to add my traditional jio Melo sentence her. Melo, your a noob!!!!! Dont get my name wrong in the stickers or I will kill you!!!!!!

-Mr^Blue~

AWHYO|Shan

Update, update, update. Another post about another of the elite AWHYO clan member. This time its a very tall girl as opposed to the short one in the last one. As per tradition. A photo first.



There she is. Probably cant tell if she is tall. But trust me, she is. Anyway, enough about the tall part. Lets start with how I know her. It was four years ago. Towards the end of the school year of 2005. AWHYO|Shan and I among eighteen others were chosen to be junior committee members for the Orientation Program 2006 for the new students. Thats when I got to know AWHYO|Shan. If not mistaken, she wasnt as close or actually know AWHYO|SieN or AWHYO|BlurQueen yet. But it was all good. during that year's school holidays. We as the junior committee members were tasked to finished a drama that shows how great we are. Through that, I get to know AWHYO|Shan a little more better. Cause well, I was forced to dance the Cha Cha with here. Thats the last time you would see me doing that.

Anyway, fast forward to now. AWHYO|Shan is now doing further studies in Taiwan. Heard its very stressing there. Who told you to go Taiwan? I told you to come Perth liao lor. Hehe. If the readers are still wondering why, its rather simple. Her mum is from Taiwan, so going there would be easier for accommodation and so on. Anyway, more about her. Starting of our Form 4 year. I got to be in the same class with her and the rest of the elitist members. Thats how its was formed. With that, I get to know more about her. Firstly, she is rather smart. Forgot how many As in SPM. A fair bit I must say. Besides that, she knows how to cook rather well. I heard that her sushis are nice. I dont know about that, never had the chance to try it before. Probably not as nice as said, due to the high standard of my tastebud. Hehe.

She has two pet dogs which are so damn aggressive. Barks at anyone who goes near her house. Grr. Stupid dogs. Oops. Probably shouldnt have said that. Ahem. Next thing, due to her cooking talents. She wishes to open a restaurant named "Little Bear Restaurant". As to how that name came about, I have absolutely no idea. Your guesses are just as good as mine. So start guessing.

AWHYO|Shan, AWHYO|BlurQueen, AWHYO|SieN and AWHYO|Olic have formed a sub-group in the elitist clan, called the sisterhood. Its exclusive to the above members only. No addition, no subtraction. I guess Melo is way too emo to be considered as part of the sisterhood(Yeah Melo, I'm going to jio you in every post about AWHYO). As the sisterhood, share the deepest and most darkest secrets with each other which they have sworn to keep in utmost secrecy. Well, probably not darkest, definitely the deepest.

That should be all about her now. I cant think of much about her. Oh wait, she is just as evil as AWHYO|SieN. Very evil. Thats really all I can think off. Signing out now. See yaz peeps.

Edit: Something I forgot. How can I forget that? Thats like one of the most important things about her. What is it? Her birthday. Her birthday is the same day as mine. However she is one year younger than. Interesting eh?

-Mr^Blue~

AWHYO|BlurQueen

AWHYO|Mr^Blue~ was a great guy eh? You cant ask to know someone better than that. Hehe. Anyway, now for the next person since I have been nagged continuously to continue with the AWHYO member's introduction. Starting it off. A photo of the next member. AWHYO|BlurQueen



There she is. The blur queen herself. Why is she called AWHYO|BlurQueen? The answer is extremely simple. She is so damn blur. You can tell her something straight and she can not get what is being tried to convey to here. This also means she is very forgetful. AWHYO|Olic once asked her to bring a CD to school to give her. Even going so far as to remind her, but AWHYO|BlurQueen still forgot about it. Blur eh? Forgetful too.

Actually, I dont really know that much about this particular member. Besides being extremely blur and extremely frogetful. She's not bad in her studies, netting 9As in her SPM. I think. Or was that someone else? Hmm. No idea. Dont care also. Hehe. Oh, another important feature about her. Get ready for it. Drumrolls.....................................................................................................................................................................She is short. Lol. Strange seeing one of her best sister is like hell tall. Tall and short. Maybe they compliment each other?

Adding something AWHYO|Olic said about her. She is a loud talker. Telling her something secretly, she would say it out loud like afraid no one can hear it. I have no idea about the validity of this character. Cause, well I dont tell her my secrets. So I'm just taking AWHYO|Olic's word for it.Dont blame me if I got it wrong.

Ok, thats all for the third member. I'm off

-Mr^Blue~

PS. Melo, I will skip your intro. Hehe.
PPS. Almost forgot to do my traditional jio melo in my post. MELO!!!!!! Your a big Noob. Ok. Done.

AWHYO|Mr^Blue~

Since I've done the post about our clan lord AWHYO|SieN. Let me do an introduction to another all time member: AWHYO|Mr^Blue~. As the title says it, he is a guy. A great guy to be exact. He has been with AWHYO through good times and bad. He is one of the most important and most prominent member out of the whole gang. Why so? Cause he is always the one to pay for the gatherings first.

AWHYO|Mr^Blue~ is a technology geek. He owns quite a few of the latest and greatest gadgets. Wii, Nokia N95 8GB, Apple MacBook Pro to name a few. Besides that, he loves to play games. From DotA, to DS, to PSP, to the Wii. PS3 coming soon for him. Hehe. He recently became a Windows hater due to Windows being an ass and Bill Gates being so damn rich. Support Mac!!!!!!!

Enough about his hobbies. Now to his character. To many, he is a funny person. And indeed he is. He crack jokes every now and then, lightening the atmosphere. Oh, he like to jio Melo alot. Hehe. Melo, your a noob hai. Design such a shirt for what? Back so ugly. Hehe. Besides that, he is a true friend. He's there when you need him. Willing to listen and help.

Saying so much. I guess everyone would want to see a photo of him right? Here it is:

Great guy eh? His name is Terrence Wong. Hehe.

-Mr^Blue~

AWHYO|SieN

Since I have already done the introduction about AWHYO. Let me continue with the introduction of each member. I will add a post about each member when I am free. So dont rush me man. Starting with the oldest.

The girl you see above. Is none other than our clan lord. AWHYO|SieN aka Wong Sing Sien. Melo's Ai Ren. How can she balance so many gfs? Sure damn rich to support all umm.... how many gf does Melo have? 6? No wonder she so emo. Cant balance properly. Hehe.

Anyway, back to AWHYO|SieN. Known her since Form 2. I use to sit behind her back in the days. My row was the last row closest to the window while one of AWHYO|SieN's best pal. Wan Xin sat next row. I remember i would always fall asleep in class especially classes like History and BM. There was one very funny case though. One fine morning, during Arts class. I fell asleep. The way i slept is with my hand supporting my head. And with the stealth and silence of a ninja. The art teacher came to me, and wrote the words "Sleeping Beauty" on my hand. When I woke up and saw it, I was so baffled. But it was funny.

Ok. Back to topic. AWHYO|SieN is an evil evil evil girl. She can talk bad things about a teacher for like the whole lesson. She dares to skip Community Service when she was punished to. She dares not to go to school for few days straight without any reasons at all. She dares to forge the AirAsia tickets to say that she leaves one day earlier than she was suppose to, just to get out of school. Hehe.

Other from the evilness in her. She is a good friend. Willing to help people out when needed. I remember she taught me the accounting that was needed to help me passed that particular exam. Although I dropped Accounting in the end. Oh, and she is damn Kia Su. But i guess that suits her since she is going to Singapore soon and the people there are also as Kia Su. She dint dare tell us she went for her driving test until she passed. Come on girl. I failed my theory exam and i dared to tell also. Zzz. Why dont you?

Oh most important thing. The guys who are reading my blog and you think you have a chance. Just scram. She's taken, unless you can buy her a Ferrari then she will consider. If you cant. Dont even bother dreaming. Lol.

What else to say? I guess nothing anymore. Just a shout out i suppose. Good luck my friend while in Singapore. AWHYO will always remember you as the Clan Lord. Do start a AWHYO-Singpore Division. Hehe. Once again. Good luck, take care and be careful.



-Mr^Blue~

The Elites

Some time in the year 2008. A group of thirteen people banded together and formed one of the most elite clans in the school of SMK Chung Hua. All elite and great clans all have a great and bombastic name. Whats this one called? Its called AWHYO. As to what this means, its for us to know and you to find out. If you can that is. We have sworn to uphold the secrecy of this clan name.

This clan is made up of seven girls and six boys. Yes, the girls outnumber the boys here. Heres the elitist according to oldness:

AWHYO|SieN (Wong Sing Sien)
AWHYO|Mr^Blue~ (Terrence Wong)
AWHYO|BlurQueen (Carrie Wong)
AWHYO|Shan (Yii Hee Shan)
AWHYO|Olic (Doris Ting)
AWHYO|Mr^Sim (Sim Poh Lim)
AWHYO|Mr^Bryan (Bryan Goh)
AWHYO|Mr^Daryl (Daryl Soon)
AWHYO|$$MoneY$$ (Susan Ling)
AWHYO|Emo (Melody)
AWHYO|Mr^No.1 (Ee Hau)
AWHYO|Mr^Eric (Chong Hao Hsiu)
AWHYO|Genius (Karen Ung)

Some people may ask, Who is the clan lord? The big kahuna who makes all the decisions? Well, its non other than the oldest one around Wong Sing Sien. The most powerful of all. She has the ability to kick people form this clan, so everyone must obey him. Except me of course. I am just as old as her. So i get immunity. Muahahahhaha. Dont know u guys noticed or not. But the Wong family is big. Three out of thirteen. Woot. While the rest are just random surnames. Some dont even have one. *Ahem*Melody*Ahem*. Thats all for now. Will introduce each member one by one in Future posts. See ya.

-Mr^Blue~