Wednesday, September 2, 2009

AWHYO|Emo

Time to continue with my long overdue post about my AWHYO clan. This time, its the member that i hate the most. The one i despise so very much that I dream on how to kill her every single night. lol. Like tradition. Photo first.



Look at her. That evil face hugging that Hello Kitty. I bet you she's thinking how to kill the cat while taking that photo. Such an evil face. Dont you guys agree?

Besides concocting ways on how to kill that innocent cat. AWHYO|Emo likes to dream a lot. While there are a lot of dreams, there's only a few category of dreams.

The first is the *insert male celebrity name here*-is-so-going-marry-me kind of dreams. Where she drools all night in her dream of a certain celebrity being her lovely husband. Hugging her to sleep, kissing her everywhere, or just standing there so that she can show of to here imaginary dream friends that she has such a popular husband. Mind you, the celebrities that she dreams about arent the good looking ones too. Look absolutely hideous. If not mistaken, the current craze right now is Calvin something, from some random band.

The second one is the I-am-so-damn-rich kind of dream. Where she dreams that she sleeps on money, wipes her ass with money after she goes to the toiler and swim in money. That she can buy all the latest gadgets which she wants, which is always doesnt suite her at all. That she can buy all the top brands like Gucci, LV and Nike. Not knowing that if she buys them, those brands would become a nobody-cares-about brand ever in just one night.

Finally, the most disturbing kind of dream ever, the I-wish-all-my-lesbian-partners-would-love-me-equally dream. You see. AWHYO|Emo has like 10 different partners at once, ranging form being Darling to ai ren to laopo. Too much of a headache to list them all. Having step on so many boats at once, there's bound to be some strife between her 10 partners. So in her dreams, all of her partners love her equally. Giving her the attention that she desperately needs.

Due to the fact that she has so many dreams and she never wants to wake up from these dreams. She is always late for all his appointments, gathering, school etc. By the time she decides to wake up, it would already be half an hour pass the scheduled time. So, a tip to all. Whenever asking AWHYO|Emo out for a gathering of whatever sort, its best to tell her the time is half an hour earlier than the scheduled time.

If your wondering why this particular member has such a name AWHYO|Emo. It can be attributed to her having to balance her love life between her 10 patterns and the dreams that she can never achieve. Also, being cheated every time of the time for gatherings is another factor too.

And thats all about AWHYO|Emo. She is so going to kill me. But meh, its my blog. See ya peeps.

-Mr^Blue~

6 comments:

NOtObEaLOnE^^ said...

LOL...... melo going to kill u! u so bad yer

BlueBerry~ said...

I know. I know. Thats the fun part. lol.

MeLo♥ said...

WOI TERRY WONG DER шав !! ROAR!!!!
I NEVER SAY I WAN THEM TO MARRY ME HOR, I ALWAYS SAY 'I AM SO GONNA MARRY XXX' OK! LOL!! T___T

I WHERE GOT DREAM THAT I HAVE ALOT OF $$ LAH DUN SIMPLY SAY T____T
MY FACE IS NOT EVIL, AND I SINCERELY LOVE HELLO KITTY OK,. T________T

AND IT'S CALVIN CHEN YI RU, FROM FAHRENHEIT! NOT RANDOM LAH =.= GRRRRRRRR WALAU EHH!

IF U EVER SET FOOT ON MIRI I WILL SO KILL YOU. TEAR YOUR SKIN APART AND CHEW YOUR BONE AND SPIT IT OUT!!! ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!



spoil my image nia T____T

NOtObEaLOnE^^ said...

i will chew his bone together with u ai ren! we cook curry~

BlueBerry~ said...

Hmm. I wasnt expect that big of a reaction. lol

MeLo♥ said...

lolzzzz apa la.. I emo not meh. emotional lah. haha woo ai ren! curry. *yumm* hungry liao . ahaha ;D
terry u careful oh. haha